Heh.

Trouble is part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you enough. - Dinah Shore

When something is missing in your life, it usually turns out to be someone. - Robert Brault

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness. - Anonymous