S**t!

Funny.

ALTRUISM - Want some shit?

AMISH - Shit dost occur.

APATHISM - I don't give a shit.

BA'HAI - All shit is truly shit.

BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM - Shit happens because the Bible says so.

CAPITALISM - How much will this shit cost?

CARTESIANISM - I shit, therefore I am.

CLASSICAL MARXISM - The workers take all the shit, but they're gonna dish it back out again.

COMMUNISM - It's everybody's shit.

CREATION SCIENCE - We have proof that God created all the shit that happens.

CONTRACT THEORY - If we don't agree to form society, everything will go to shit.

DADISM - Your mom knows her shit.

DARWINISM - We came up from shit.

DESCARTES - I shit therefore I am.

DIANETICS - Shit your way to a better life.

DOMINICANS - Believe in shit, or we'll boil you in it.

DYSLEXIANISM - Hits shapnep.

DISCORDIANISM - This MIGHT be shit, but is instead a fuzzy 1955 Mustang.

LOGICAL-POSITIVISM - Shit = S+H+I+T

MARINES - It's not just shit, it's an adventure.

McCARTHYISM - Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?

MENNONITE - None of this modern shit now.

MOMISM - You'll eat this shit and like it!

MURPHISM - Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.

NARCISSISM - My shit don't stink.

NIETSCHE - If you're not Ubermenschen, you're not a shit.

NIHILISM - Everything is shit.

NIXONISM - Shit didn't happen, and if it did, I don't know anything about it.

OBJECTIVISM (Ann Rand) - Shit is Shit.

PAGANISM - Shit happens. And it is a part of the nature..

PANGLOSSISM - This is the best of all possible shits.

PLATONISM - There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.

RASTAFARIAN - Let's smoke this shit!

ROBINISM - Holy shit Batman!

RUSSEAU - Only natural shit is worth shit.

SHINTO - Shit is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.

SKINNERISM - If eat then shit.

SOLIPSISM - All this shit is a creation of my imagination.

SPOONERISM - Hit shappens.

STALINISM - The state treats you like shit.

SUBGENIUS - Shit happens -- SO GIVE ME SOME SLACK!

SURREALISM - Shit is shiny and shaped like a Buick.

SCIENTIFIC-CREATIONISM - Shit happens all at once.

SECULAR-HUMANISM - Shit happens, but there's a rational explanation.

THE-FORCE - Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit.

TV-EVANGELISM - You need our shit, but it'll cost you.

UNITARIANISM - There's only one shit, but you can have it happen any way you want.

UTILITARIANISM - Do that which generates the greatest shit for the greatest number.

VANDALISM - I'm gonna wreck this shit!

VOODOOISM - Shit doesn't just happen - somebody dumped it on you.

XENO'S PARADOX - It's logically impossible for shit to happen.

YUPPIEISM - It's my shit! All mine!

ZEN - What is the sound of shit happening?

COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF WORLD RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES

TAOISM - Shit Happens

CONFUCIANISM - Confucius says, "Shit Happens."

YOGA - There's a full lotus shit happening.

TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION - Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.......(LOL)

HINDUISM - This shit has happened before.

ISLAM - If shit happens, take a hostage.

CATHOLICISM - If shit happens, you deserve it.

FUNDAMENTALISM - If shit happens, they deserve it.

PROTESTANTISM - Let shit happen to someone else.

EPISCOPALIAN-ISM - When shit happens, make it tasteful.

JUDAISM - Why does shit always happen to us?

MORMONISM - Shit's going to happen. Stockpile.

TWELVE STEP PROGRAMS - We're powerless over shit. Turn shit over.

ASTROLOGY - Uranus trans(h)its.

PERESTROIKA - We can't control shit. Let shit happen.

AGNOSTICISM - Shit may or may not be happening; we don't know shit.

ATHEISM - I don't believe this shit.

GNOSTICISM - Know shit.

BUDDHISM - If shit happens, it isn't really shit.

HARE KRISHNA - Shit happens rama rama ding ding.

7TH DAY ADVENTIST - Shit happens on Saturdays.

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - Knock, knock, "Shit happens."

MORMONISM - Shit happens again & again & again...

p/s: Bullsh**.