Funny.
ALTRUISM - Want some shit?
AMISH - Shit dost occur.
APATHISM - I don't give a shit.
BA'HAI - All shit is truly shit.
BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM - Shit happens because the Bible says so.
CAPITALISM - How much will this shit cost?
CARTESIANISM - I shit, therefore I am.
CLASSICAL MARXISM - The workers take all the shit, but they're gonna dish it back out again.
COMMUNISM - It's everybody's shit.
CREATION SCIENCE - We have proof that God created all the shit that happens.
CONTRACT THEORY - If we don't agree to form society, everything will go to shit.
DADISM - Your mom knows her shit.
DARWINISM - We came up from shit.
DESCARTES - I shit therefore I am.
DIANETICS - Shit your way to a better life.
DOMINICANS - Believe in shit, or we'll boil you in it.
DYSLEXIANISM - Hits shapnep.
DISCORDIANISM - This MIGHT be shit, but is instead a fuzzy 1955 Mustang.
LOGICAL-POSITIVISM - Shit = S+H+I+T
MARINES - It's not just shit, it's an adventure.
McCARTHYISM - Are you now, or have you ever been, shit?
MENNONITE - None of this modern shit now.
MOMISM - You'll eat this shit and like it!
MURPHISM - Shit always happens at the worst possible time and place.
NARCISSISM - My shit don't stink.
NIETSCHE - If you're not Ubermenschen, you're not a shit.
NIHILISM - Everything is shit.
NIXONISM - Shit didn't happen, and if it did, I don't know anything about it.
OBJECTIVISM (Ann Rand) - Shit is Shit.
PAGANISM - Shit happens. And it is a part of the nature..
PANGLOSSISM - This is the best of all possible shits.
PLATONISM - There is an ideal shit, of which all the shit that happens is but an imperfect image.
RASTAFARIAN - Let's smoke this shit!
ROBINISM - Holy shit Batman!
RUSSEAU - Only natural shit is worth shit.
SHINTO - Shit is everywhere. So as long as you're stepping in it, show it some respect.
SKINNERISM - If eat then shit.
SOLIPSISM - All this shit is a creation of my imagination.
SPOONERISM - Hit shappens.
STALINISM - The state treats you like shit.
SUBGENIUS - Shit happens -- SO GIVE ME SOME SLACK!
SURREALISM - Shit is shiny and shaped like a
Buick.
SCIENTIFIC-CREATIONISM - Shit happens all at once.
SECULAR-HUMANISM - Shit happens, but there's a rational explanation.
THE-FORCE - Do not be swayed by the Dark Side of the shit.
TV-EVANGELISM - You need our shit, but it'll cost you.
UNITARIANISM - There's only one shit, but you can have it happen any way you want.
UTILITARIANISM - Do that which generates the greatest shit for the greatest number.
VANDALISM - I'm gonna wreck this shit!
VOODOOISM - Shit doesn't just happen - somebody dumped it on you.
XENO'S PARADOX - It's logically impossible for shit to happen.
YUPPIEISM - It's my shit! All mine!
ZEN - What is the sound of shit happening?
COMPARATIVE ANALYSIS OF WORLD RELIGIOUS PHILOSOPHIES
TAOISM - Shit Happens
CONFUCIANISM - Confucius says, "Shit Happens."
YOGA - There's a full lotus shit happening.
TRANSCENDENTAL MEDITATION - Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit.......(LOL)
HINDUISM - This shit has happened before.
ISLAM - If shit happens, take a hostage.
CATHOLICISM - If shit happens, you deserve it.
FUNDAMENTALISM - If shit happens, they deserve it.
PROTESTANTISM - Let shit happen to someone else.
EPISCOPALIAN-ISM - When shit happens, make it tasteful.
JUDAISM - Why does shit always happen to us?
MORMONISM - Shit's going to happen. Stockpile.
TWELVE STEP PROGRAMS - We're powerless over shit. Turn shit over.
ASTROLOGY - Uranus trans(h)its.
PERESTROIKA - We can't control shit. Let shit happen.
AGNOSTICISM - Shit may or may not be happening; we don't know shit.
ATHEISM - I don't believe this shit.
GNOSTICISM - Know shit.
BUDDHISM - If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
HARE KRISHNA - Shit happens rama rama ding ding.
7TH DAY ADVENTIST - Shit happens on Saturdays.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS - Knock, knock, "Shit happens."
MORMONISM - Shit happens again & again & again...
p/s: Bullsh**.